By Aaron Darc
Technoculture
THINKING DIFFERENTLY: REMEMBERING STEVE JOBS
Oct 8th
“My job is not to go easy on people. My job is to make them better.”
Steve Jobs
So there was this guy on my friend’s friends list today, and he’s like one of those hippy anti-Apple brigade types, carrying on like it’s all just some evil capitalist corporation or whatever; and he was on this thread where a bunch of them were going on about how the Chinese workers who make the iPads are tortured and treated like battery chickens, and how they kill themselves, and bla bla bla, and he asks this question. He says that if Steve Jobs changed the way the world communicates, then did the guy who made the car radio change the way we drive? You know, basically doing that whole “Steve is not important to our civilisation” thing. Completely ridiculous.
And it got me thinking. I’d been thinking all day, really. In fact, since Steve Jobs died yesterday, I haven’t stopped thinking about Steve Jobs. Reading all those quotes everyone’s been posting on facebook – those amazingly profound things He has said throughout His career – you realise what a Visionary™ this man really was. And He was more than that. He was a Teacher™. I mean, you forget that. But He didn’t just give us all this Cool Shit™, and let our dreams come true on these machines, and enable us to download movies on demand and stuff. He taught us. He taught us how to Be. He changed our lives by teaching us how to change it. And He gave us the machines to do that on.
ROTTEN APPLE
May 28th
The iPad is here. But the question on everybody’s lips – “Is it any good?” – is maybe a little understated. Ask yourself this… is it worth dying for? Because people are. Let’s take a stroll into the dubious world of Apple – because it is ultimately our own.
(Steve Jobs)
This week, Li Hai, a 19 year old Chinese factory worker, began another 15 hour shift, as he had done every single morning this year, meeting the frenzied demands of Apple’s hungry cult of technology. It had been a “good” year for his company, Foxconn, after scoring the contract to be the main producer of the latest Must Have™: the “revolutionary” and (let’s not forget) “magical” iPad. You could easily presume that these magical devices form in rose petal cocoons upon golden clouds in a cybersky, their freshly glossed screens glistening in the sunlight, waiting to revolutionise the life of yet another middle-class Westerner. But, in fact, it is the hundreds of thousands of Chinese factory workers, like young Li, who deliver us our 21st century Salvation™. Li’s factory, in the province of Hunan, is home to 300,000 such workers. They slave tirelessly through 7 day working weeks – forbidden from talking or listening to music, most not even given a stool, and under military-style supervisors armed with iron bats – and all to earn less than what most us make checking facebook in between lunchtime and clock-off (building an iPad earns you around 50 cents per hour). They are not given a magical device for themselves, nor could they dream of affording their own. They are the faceless, hidden cogs of the Apple Machine™. And they are dying.
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THE SECOND COMING OF RICK ASTLEY
Oct 29th
“We know the rules, and we’re gonna play it.”
Rick Astley
Is Rick Astley the God of Internet? Well, that’s the latest term being thrown around in cyberspace and (therefore, any minute now) in the press. Seriously, people, Rick Fucking Astley! If you have no idea what I’m talking about (which kinda makes me smile, to think of where your head must be at, right now), then you are officially disconnected to the vibe in cybertown. If you do, of course, then I’m not entirely sure what it says about you. Or what it says about me, I guess. But yes, Rick Astley has returned. I know he famously sang that he wouldn’t desert us, but I, for one, thought he was joking. Over fifteen years later, whaddya know, Rick comes back into vogue. And, really – what, with the war, and the economic collapse of civilisation, and all – I can’t think of a more appropriate time. More >
